Welcome to our light-hearted and humor-filled corner of the internet where we celebrate the most universal form of comedy: fart jokes. Yes, you read that right! Fart jokes have been the bread and butter of humor for ages. They have crossed generations, cultures, and even species (after all, who hasn’t laughed at a pet letting one rip?). In this blog, we’re going to delve into the hilarious world of fart jokes and memes. This is the ultimate collection that’s sure to have you and your friends laughing until you’re gasping for air. So whether you’re a fan of high-brow humor or low-brow gags, we promise there’s a bit of fun for everyone. Let’s get into the cheeky humor and embrace the flatulence fun!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything… even farts!
- What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
- A monkey’s fart.
- Why should you never fart on an elevator?
- It’s wrong on so many levels.
- What do you call a cat that eats a lot of beans?
- Puss n Toots.
- Why don’t you fart in church?
- Because you have to sit in your pew.
- What’s a fart’s favorite game?
- Hide and go stink.
- Why did the fart go to therapy?
- It had too much gas.
- How can you tell if a ghost is in your house?
- You smell a boo-t.
- Why do farts stink?
- So that deaf people can enjoy them too.
- What’s the definition of a surprise?
- A fart with a lump in it.
- Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
- It was stuck to the chicken’s butt!
- What do you call a person that doesn’t fart in public?
- A private tutor.
- What’s the sharpest thing in the world?
- A fart. It goes through your pants and doesn’t even leave a hole.
- What’s the difference between a jazz musician and a skydiver?
- A skydiver screams after the jump and a jazz musician screams after the improv.
- What do you call a dinosaur with a flatulence problem?
- A blast-o-saurus.
- What did one butt cheek say to the other?
- “Together, we can stop this crap.”
- Why are farts like children?
- You always love your own!
- What do you call a room full of people not holding back their farts?
- A gas chamber.
- Why should you never fart in an Apple Store?
- They don’t have Windows!
- Why did the fart get a job?
- It was a natural gas.
- What’s a fart’s least favorite exercise?
- Squats. It’s always trying not to get crushed.
- What’s a fart’s preferred job?
- Working in the gas industry.
- What do you call a very polite, old fart?
- A blast from the past!
- Why did the fart break up with the burp?
- It couldn’t handle the long-distance smell-ationship.
- What did the fart say to the toilet?
- You crack me up!
- What do you call a wizard who only conjures farts?
- Harry Pooter.
- What do you call a dinosaur fart?
- A blast from the past.
- What’s the difference between a fart and a penny?
- You can trust a fart to give you change.
- Why did the fart go to jail?
- It was a smelly culprit!
- Why are farts like Star Wars?
- They’re a blast from the rear.
- What’s another term for a silent fart?
- A private joke.
- What do you call a farting rapper?
- Lil Poot.
- What did the fart say to the wind?
- You blow me away!
- Why do farts smell worse in the shower?
- There’s no room for them to vent.
- What do you call a fart in the desert?
- A sand blaster.
- What did the fart say to the butt?
- It’s time to crack open!
- What do you call a farting dinosaur?
- Tyrannosaurus Rex.
- What’s the difference between a fart and a pop singer?
- A pop singer can’t clear a room as quickly.
- Why was the fart afraid of the dark?
- Because it couldn’t see its way out!
- Why are farts like pirates?
- They attack from the rear.
- What’s the difference between a fart and a microwave?
- A microwave doesn’t ruin your appetite.
- Why do farts feel the need to compete?
- They’re always trying to one-up each other.
- What’s the definition of bravery?
- Trusting a fart after eating Taco Bell.
- What did the green fart say to the blue fart?
- “Don’t feel blue, everyone thinks I stink too!”
- Why do farts always seem to happen at the worst times?
- They’ve got a knack for dramatic timing.
- What do you call an astronaut’s fart?
- A blast off.
- What’s the difference between a fart and a letter?
- You can send a letter to your friend.
- What do you call a snake that farts?
- A hiss-terical gasser.
- Why do farts make great detectives?
- They always get to the bottom of things.
- What do you call a polite fart?
- A toot with manners.
- What did the smelly fart say to the joke?
- “I’m the punchline!”
- Why did the fart cross the road?
- It was tired of being the butt of the joke.
- What’s a polite way to say you farted?
- “I speak from the bottom.”
- Why are farts like martinis?
- They’re both silent but deadly.
- What did the guy say when he farted in public?
- “A round of applause for my butt trumpet.”
- Why do farts make bad secret agents?
- They always blow their cover.
- What’s a fart’s favorite song?
- “Blowin’ in the Wind” by Bob Dylan.
- What do you call a group of musical farts?
- The Tootles.
- What’s the difference between a fart and a zephyr?
- One’s a smelly wind, the other’s a windy smell.
- What did the Indian food say to the fart?
- “I know I’m to blame.”
- Why did the fart take up baking?
- It wanted to make more dough.
- Why did the balloon fart?
- It was tired of being inflated.
- Why don’t farts graduate high school?
- They always get expelled.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field. But then he farted and he was outstanding alone.
- What’s the fart’s motto?
- “Better out than in.”
- Why did the fart go to the party?
- It heard it was a gas.
- Why don’t farts get lost?
- They always follow through.
- What do you call a lamb that farts?
- A blast of mutton.
- What’s the worst thing about farting in your sleep?
- You don’t get to enjoy the smell.
- Why do farts make bad athletes?
- They can’t hold their breath.
- What do you call a fart during a race?
- Fast and the furious.
- Why did the skeleton fart in the closet?
- He had no guts to do it in public.
- Why did the fart file a police report?
- It got passed in public.
- Why do farts always occur at the worst time?
- They love a captive audience.
- What did the butt say to the fart?
- “You crack me up!”
- Why did the fart start a blog?
- It wanted to express its innermost stinks.
- What did the fart say when it left the party?
- “I had a gas!”
- Why did the vegan fart?
- To prove he was a gas-troenterologist.
- What’s a fart’s favorite dance?
- The toot-toot twist.
- Why do farts like to play hide and seek?
- They’re always up in the air.
- Why did the fart smell?
- So that deaf people could enjoy it too.
- What’s a fart’s favorite animal at the zoo?
- The gas-trich.
- Why did the bread fart?
- It couldn’t contain its yeast.
- What did the fart say to the echo?
- “You’re a rip off.”
- Why did the bike fall over?
- It was two tired from the fart.
- What’s a fart’s favorite exercise?
- Butt lifts.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- It felt crummy from the fart.
- What’s a fart’s favorite musical instrument?
- The trumpet, for its similar sound.
- What do you call an aristocratic fart?
- Noble gas.
- What’s a fart’s favorite sport?
- Squash.
- What’s a ninja’s most deadly weapon?
- A silent but deadly fart.
- Why do farts love nature?
- They’re part of the eco-system.
- What did the fart say to the judge?
- “I’m just passing through.”
- Why did the fart go to school?
- It wanted to be a smarty pants.
- Why do farts always happen at the worst time?
- They have perfect comedic timing.
- Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
- He needed space from her farts.
- What’s a fart’s favorite part of a song?
- The breakdown.
- What’s a fart’s favorite type of story?
- A windy tale.
- What did one fart say to the other?
- “We’re a perfect gas.”
- What’s a fart’s favorite day of the week?
- Pass-day.
- What did the fart say to the nose?
- “Stop picking on me.”
- Why did the tomato turn red?
- Because it saw the salad dressing. And the fart.
- What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs?
- A condescending con descending.
